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If the Marvel Universe Was More Like the NBA

A collection of tweets from earlier today. Maybe I’ll write a satirical ESPN or Deadspin-like article using these tweets as an outline.

  • Marvel’s big 3 of Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, & Thor couldn’t fit under the salary cap.
  • Marvel’s front office decided to amnesty Thor to avoid the luxury tax.
  • Marvel replaced Cap because Rogers’s knees aren’t what they used to be. He missed 20+ games last season.
  • Cleveland fans are burning their Falcon cosplay costumes after Wilson announced his intentions on a nationally televised special.
  • Wilson: “I’m taking my talents to Avengers Tower.”
  • Noted Cleveland rich guy/douche Dan Gilbert has released a hastily-typed tumblr blog post, where he decries Wilson’s decision in comic sans.
  • Former Clippers owner Donald Sterling released a statement regarding the new black Cpt America via 4chan in a post filled with racial slurs.
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My pitch for DC Comics.

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